Coors “cold activated” bottles and cans – WTF

November 30th, 2009

Ok, so for the past 10 years Coors light has advertised how freaking cold their beer is. “It’s brewed cold, shipped cold, etc…”

They even had that cold train that would deliver ice cold beer to really sweaty people on the street.

Now the advertise the hell out of their Cold Activated bottles and cans.. you know the mountains turn blue when the beer is cold..

Why do I need a bottle to tell me that the beer is cold when you’ve told me over and over that it is? Have you been lying to me all these years?

TD BANK = WTF?

November 27th, 2009

We got this big-ass paper  “shopping” bag at the bank today. It’s green with a big credit card on the side. It’s also “green” since it says “save the planet and reuse this gigantic ugly bag with a credit card on it.”  How about YOU save the planet by just not wasting resources on retarded advertising campaigns?